Retired people.....

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.

I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about 5 minutes.

When I came out there was a city cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a senior a break?

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a name.

He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.

So I called him a worse name. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more i abused him the more tickets he wrote.


I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner and this one had a "Hillary in '08" bumper sticker on it.


I try to have a little fun each day now that I’m retired. It's important at our age.



Monty

B-52 model jet....

Yeah, it really flies.....

"CAUTION - B-52 AIRCRAFT MAY BE CLOSER THAN THEY APPEAR"





I just had to share.



Monty

USPS Hillary Clinton Stamp

The US Postal Service has created a stamp with a picture of Senator Hillary Clinton to honor her achievements as the First Lady of our nation.

In daily use it was shown that the stamp was not sticking to envelopes.

This enraged Senator Clinton, who demanded a full investigation.

After a month of testing, a special commission made the following findings:


*The stamp was in perfect order.
*There was nothing wrong with the applied adhesive.
*People were spitting on the wrong side.



Monty

SEMPER-FI

A Baptist minister was seated next to a Marine on a flight to Memphis. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Marine asked for a bourbon and soda, which was brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen whores than let liquor touch my lips!

"The Marine then handed his drink back to the attendant, "Me too! I didn't know we had a choice."

SEMPER-FI



Monty

Bahrain donates $5,000,000 to Katrina relief!

(From a friend I meet working in Bahrain.)

Here, on the TV you watch, you will NEVER have news like this on your nightly news program, so I'm passing this on to you. The tiny island kingdom of bloodthirsty Bahraini Arabs you're supposed to hate, has donated $5,000,000 to the victims of Hurricane Katrina from the Arabian Gulf.

"Manama, Sept. 6 (BNA) On behalf of the President of United States, the US government and the American People , the US ambassador to Bahrain William Monroe thanked the Government of Bahrain and the Bahraini people for the Kind and generous offer of $ 5 million to assist the victims of Hurricane Katrina."

Thank you, Bahrain, for your help in our time of need.....

Here's a great blog by an obviously bloodthirsty Arab, Mahmood, I read every few days. Mahmood runs a video production company and sends us videos from his blog that are about real Arab people, who are just like us...er, ah, well, almost...(c;
http://mahmood.tv

(Mahmood, as will be obvious to you shortly, is not in great favor with his mullahs, always poking a stick at his religion. He also has a keen eye for the ladies NOT covered from head to toe.)

Bahrain News Agency is the government's news outlet from the king.
http://english.bna.bh/

Mahmood regularly blasts them on their awful English grammar....(c;

Ok, now, how many of our "friends" sent us $5M to help?



Monty

Lucas Evander

My new Nephew has arrived.

Lucas Evander XXXX
Born: 08-03-2005
Birth Time: 11:00 AM

Mother is my brother in-law's wife Heather.

Congradulations!



Monty