Tuesday, May 24, 2005
Know Your States
Alabama : Hell Yes, We Have Electricity
Alaska : 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
Arizona : But It's A Dry Heat
Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything
California : By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
Colorado : If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
Connecticut : Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It yet
Delaware : We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
Florida : ASK US ABOUT OUR GRANDKIDS!
Georgia : We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism
Hawaii : Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)
Idaho : More Than Just Potatoes...Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are
Real Good
Illinois : Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
Indiana : 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa : We Do Amazing Things With Corn
Kansas : First Of The Rectangle States
Kentucky : Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign
Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
Maryland : If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
Massachusetts : Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
Michigan : First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
Minnesota : 10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
Mississippi : Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri : Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
Montana : Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Very Little
Else
Nebraska : Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nevada : Hookers and Poker!
New Hampshire : Go Away And Leave Us Alone
New Jersey : You Want A ##$%##! Motto?I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here!
New Mexico : Lizards Make Excellent Pets
New York : You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney...
North Carolina : Tobacco Is A Vegetable
North Dakota : We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan
Oklahoma : Like The Play, Only No Singing
Oregon : Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner
Pennsylvania : Cook With Coal
Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island
South Carolina : Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
South Dakota : Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee : The Educashun State
Texas : Sí, Hablo Ingles
Utah : Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Vermont : Yep
Virginia : Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington : We have more rain than you do
Washington , D.C. : Wanna Be Mayor?
West Virginia : One Big Happy Family...Really!
Wisconsin : Come Cut The Cheese
Wyoming : Where Men Are Men...And The Sheep Are Scared
Monty
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3 comments:
G'day Monty
I seem to have found Know Your States while searching for things on how to cook chicken. I can see why, but I'm not sure it's exactly what I'm looking for. Just thought I'd say hello :0)
Hi Monty
I never realised that so many blogs would show up if I did a search on something like cabbage. I'm still not sure how well Know Your States falls into that category, but I've enjoyed visiting :0) Adios Amigo.
I think I've found a search engine with a sense of humor - I was actually looking for articles on how to cook turkey, and here I am on a site called Know Your States. There's probably an electronic explanation for this and I have enjoyed the experience, so no harm done. Have a nice day Monty - if that's your real name :0)
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