Brother

My brother should be arriving today. He is driving out California with his wife. Glad that he is willing to make a detour at my place on his way to the folks. The folks live down in South Carolina.

They both are in the Navy and work on carrier aircraft. Not a job for me. I had been in the Navy, but I served on submarines. I served my 20 years and retired. Now I work as a contractor for a Government Agency.

The house is not ready for them. The cold that took us down last week is still lingering. Just do not feel doing a whole lot of anything.

I feel like a bum for not keeping this up to date.



Monty

A blind joke

A blind man makes his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair ...given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "Nah...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."



Monty
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Is it the FLU season?

It almost seems like the flu season. 

  My wife has been volunteering at my son's school.  However if you are around all of those kids you are bound to catch something.  Last Wednesday she caught the cold.  I did well for a while.  Somehow I managed not to come down with it until Monday morning.

  Now it's Friday and I am finally starting to feel better.  The week has been crazy at work.  Had several jobs that had to be done (had been waiting on others and did not want to be the point out as the hold up).  So I was unable to take a day off.  Now everything has slowed down and I am almost over the stupid cold.  Today my boss is out because he now has the cold.  

  Opps

Monty

 

I Must Be Old

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A blind man

A blind man makes his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair ...given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "Nah...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

USS SAN FRANCISCO (SSN-711)

At 12 noon, January 8, Guam Time, the USS SAN FRANCISCO (SSN-711) hits an unchartered undersea mountain while travelling at high speed about 500 ft below surface.

The submarine is able to surface and head back to Guam. One critically injured sailor died January 9, while 23 other crewmen are treated for injuries by SEAL medical personnel that came aboard January 9.

On its way back to Guam, the SAN FRANCISCO is escorted by USNS GYSGT FRED W. STOCKHAM (T-AK 3017) and USCGC GALVESTON ISLAND (WPB 1349). USNS KISKA (T-AE 35) as well as military aircraft stood by to assist if required.

Monty


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