Friday, December 15, 2006
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam just outside of Dallas.
Nothing is moving North or South.
Suddenly a man knocks on his window, the driver rolls down his window and
asks, "What happened? What's the hold up?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse Jackson, Al
Sharpton and John Kerry. They are asking for a $100M ransom or the are going
to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to
car taking up a collection."
The driver asks, "On average, how much is everyone giving?"
"About a gallon"