Monday, May 08, 2006

A visit to the Doctor......

A beautiful woman went to the gynecologist. The doctor took one look at the woman and all his professionalism flew out the window. He immediately told her to get undressed.

After she disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. While doing so he asked her, "Do you know what I am doing?"

"Yes," she replied, "You are checking for abrasions or dermatological abnormalities."

"That's right," said the doctor. He then began to fondle her breasts. "Do you know what I am doing now?" he asked.

"Yes," she said, "You are checking for lumps which might indicate breast cancer."

"Correct," replied the shady doctor. Finally, he mounted his patient and started having sexual intercourse with her. He asked, "Do you know what I am doing now?"

"Yes," she said, "You're contracting gonorrhea; which is why I came here in the first place."



Anonymous said...

Thanks for the jokes. Here is one for you:

Five Surgeons are discussing the types of people they
like to operate on.

The first surgeon says: "I like to see accountants on my
operating table
because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

The second responds: "Yeah, but you should try
electricians! Everything
inside them is color coded."

The third surgeon says: "No, I really think librarians
are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like
construction workers... those guys always understand when you have a few
parts left over."

But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he
observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the
head and the ass are interchangeable."

Monty said...

Glad to see others might like to see these also.