Tuesday, September 13, 2005
A Baptist minister was seated next to a Marine on a flight to Memphis. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Marine asked for a bourbon and soda, which was brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen whores than let liquor touch my lips!
"The Marine then handed his drink back to the attendant, "Me too! I didn't know we had a choice."