Thursday, July 28, 2005

DEAD GOLDFISH



Little Carol was in the garden, filling a hole,
when her neighbor peered over the fence.

Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he asked,
"What are you up to there, Carol?"

My goldfish is dead," replied Carol tearfully, without looking up,
"and I've just buried him."

The neighbor laughed and said condescendingly,
"That a really big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"

Carol patted down the last heap of earth, then replied,
"That's because he's inside your cat."




Monty

1 comment:

jon said...

personalized horoscope info is so cheesy but we were looking at it anyway...why i dont know. I guess it is fun to play around online. Anyway, I saw your personalized horoscope posts and though it was cool...Alright, well...have a great night, I am back to personalized horoscope surfing LOL : )

Jon