Wednesday, March 01, 2006
Dave's night out.....
Dave works hard at the plant & spends two nights each week bowling & plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday, she takes him to a local strip club.
The doorman at the club greets them & says "Hey, Dave, how ya doin'?"
His wife is puzzled & asks if he's been to this club before.
"Oh no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."
When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual & brings over a Budweiser.
His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable & asks "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"
"I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club. I always have a bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey."
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, starts to rub herself all over him & says "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"
Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse & storms out of the club.
Dave follows & spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her.
Dave tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every 4-letter word in the book.
The cabby turns around & says "Geez, Dave, you picked up a real bitch this time!"